两女用胸互顶 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 中国 2015

导演: 许飞   

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 宇星泽 6小时前 :

    前半段:治愈!可爱!画风美美美!

  • 寒雪 8小时前 :

    转画风的时候镜头真的不错。伏笔几乎都有填上,人物的性格特点也不错。喜欢小屋子。善有善报。

  • 务和怡 6小时前 :

    好可爱的日本童话 画面好美 喜欢小福这个名字 不需要大大的福气 每天有小小的福气就足够了

  • 姒米琪 9小时前 :

    虽然剧情极其狗血,但这种题材的青春片我之前还真没怎么遇到过。若即若离的嫉妒心占有欲不断在破坏友情和爱情,然后和同性之情放在一起和稀泥,不看到最后猜不出故事的走向。(ps:女导演拍百合床戏的确很唯美)【4.62GB,硬字,亿万同人】

  • 墨红旭 4小时前 :

    “我什么都没做,为什么是我?”

  • 妍雪 8小时前 :

    既然男人得不到了,就跟他女朋友搞姬,先上了她的女朋友。任性NTR,够狠的。

  • 房绿蓉 6小时前 :

    儿童剧里有一堆怪物,能做出这种奥运会开幕式我觉得不奇怪了

  • 印乐志 5小时前 :

    如果出单元剧集一定很有趣!

  • 伟思洁 8小时前 :

    两女主角颜值不错,床戏很唯美!!!最后一句“我们再睡一次吧”笑死我了哈哈哈哈

  • 岳帅思莲 1小时前 :

    三星给画质+立意,结尾拼凑感太强,悲伤会吞噬快乐,珍惜当下

  • 加骏 9小时前 :

    青春就是自己也不知道自己要什么,不停尝试不断寻找,不稀罕送上门的,却又追逐虚妄的执着,耍自私的小心机,到手了又推开,反反复复,叛逆又拧巴,啊青春啊青春,一团乱麻的青春期!(女主角吊着脸劲劲的的样子非常女高中生了

  • 卫一清 2小时前 :

    很多表達過於意象化,沒看過原作只能自己瞎揣摩了,不過整體比想象中強耶

  • 善醉香 1小时前 :

    空镜很美,故事不大喜欢。光听声音就知道mana长成大姑娘啦

  • 博谛 0小时前 :

    真的好嗑,这对cp给我锁死,这俩啥时候二搭我找日本代购买电影票贡献票房好吧

  • 卫品如 6小时前 :

    日本影视,拥有的浪漫,扭曲的性格,直白的人心

  • 乜晓桐 3小时前 :

    女主的性格非常鲜明,强势病娇自私自恋自负情绪化混合出很有记忆点的人设。男主在原生家庭一言难尽的情况下依然保持了清醒自律的品性,这样一个与同龄男相比显得很超脱的男生,被女主女二同时倾慕。就如同简介所说的“三角关系”,本来男主和女二双箭头,可是女主偏要勉强,是女主采取的过激行动引发了命运齿轮的转动。从女主虛情假意接近女二开始,从女二以为是友情而欣喜接受开始,无论出发点是什么从她们接受对方身体开始就注定了结局。整部影片,从女主为女二人工呼吸开始,到女主冲进女二教室结束,最初与最终的对手戏都是她们两人。以及,一直给男主写手写信的女二,最后写手写信的对象变成了女主。而女主读完那封信后就采取了行动。这部影片仿佛在说,要忠于身体的直觉。

  • 明瑶 1小时前 :

    可能是我理解能力有限,这电影的好多剧情我都看的一脸懵逼……但是杏奈真的真的太灵了,危险又理性、清冷又诱惑、狠戾又温柔,虽然我不是女峒,但感觉确实是很多人的梦中情T啊!导演很会拍女生

  • 孛月明 5小时前 :

    还不错的,因为重灾之后的缝合是需要长长久久的时间的

  • 卫园林 1小时前 :

    斩“红祟”的情节确实和整体画风有些格格不入,但是每一帧都是一幅画啊,好想入住迷途之家~

  • 居绮美 1小时前 :

    不要试图通过用针刺穿眼睛来让他喜欢自己啊,如果不喜欢你的话就直接刺穿他的眼睛吧。然后还有就是…记得洗手不要只是在事后。

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