女王用屁眼坐脸 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2009

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 相丽玉 0小时前 :

    写实武侠片,挺喜欢的,大漠江湖也放不下刀剑啊。

  • 隆辰韦 3小时前 :

    看看还是可以的,剧情没有海盗1有趣。个人虽然很喜欢韩孝周,但是孙艺珍演的女海盗还是更有范一些。

  • 留之双 3小时前 :

    算是合格的爆米花大片,韩版的《加勒比海盗》,脸谱化的人物设定,插科打诨,精彩的打斗,宏大场面,养眼美女,甜蜜爱情,大团圆结局。不用管结局是否合理,观影过程还是蛮开心的。

  • 笃绍祺 4小时前 :

    就看了10分钟,满屏的做作和对加勒比海盗拙劣的模仿,一星给卡司吧。

  • 督春娇 9小时前 :

    5.9/10 时隔八年的续作, 难以置信除去依靠技术发展而更为优秀的视觉效果之外, 竟然没有任何革新与改进。 一个极为陈腐老套的故事, 一堆已被综艺用到过时的笑料, 以及一些只因人气效应而强行增添的角色和情节。 后半段崩坏的剪辑, 乱杂的多线剧情, 加上失去重心的叙事, 更是一同谱出一曲比海难更为恐怖的乐章。 好在优秀的特效以及爽快的动作戏, 再辅以些许成功的笑料, 让这部影片作为博人一乐的商业作品, 还是跨过了合格的门槛。

  • 沈运鹏 7小时前 :

    不按套路出牌,剧中人物的行为有点迷,不过打斗场面够看,有点侠客行的感觉!

  • 贰高旻 9小时前 :

    片中的林大卫很单纯,刀口上混饭,是没有其他的技能找不到工作,为了家人能生活好些,不适踩界。人物非常贴近现实生活。西方的武术打斗场面是一个亮点。

  • 游弘厚 4小时前 :

    明明每个剧情单拎出来都看起来平平无奇和略显俗套,但是就是能耐着性子看下去,以及看完还要呷呷嘴,觉得不过瘾,你说这是为什么呢?

  • 虞半蕾 9小时前 :

    网络,原声,127分钟。

  • 香雨 1小时前 :

    李光洙真的太逗了,比之前看的什么神秘海域要有意思多了

  • 鹏浩 2小时前 :

    轻松,愉快,看着李光洙就心情舒畅,剧情逻辑啥的不重要,快乐就好

  • 阎丝祺 7小时前 :

    故事俗套,中间的转场有点跳脱;感觉剪辑有些问题。两个女主还不错,女二最可爱。

  • 运祯 5小时前 :

    剧情台词稍微有些单薄,但是打斗环节很不错,看得出来有用心设计

  • 芳菡 1小时前 :

    #海盗与义贼的结合#

  • 隽南琴 9小时前 :

    只能说是部不错的小制作的武打片,主题简单明了,但是在剧中体现感略弱,打戏很精彩,道具服装比较考究,只能说良心制作,第一次豆瓣评论就是来推荐在现在电视里充斥着都市言情和垃圾仙侠武侠下不错的电影了(对,我说的就是XX慢刀行)至于文戏。。。逻辑一般通顺就OK。没啥大硬伤(男主就是比较看着憋)

  • 邵朝旭 3小时前 :

    浪費了演員和美術道具,有這麼好的陣容卻忽視了故事的重要性。這種低趣味的電影,總是能引起話題,不知道是電影人的悲哀還是觀眾的悲哀。

  • 雪花 6小时前 :

    还行,金满堂最后说了句“尼玛的,又捅这里”有点搞笑

  • 锁以彤 2小时前 :

    1、我很好奇大漠啥也没有。那野草,估计马儿嚼了都难以下咽吧?为何不去江南呢?

  • 游古香 7小时前 :

    前半段还是加勒比海盗,后半段逻辑已经放弃治疗了,改海贼王了。当个综艺看还行吧。

  • 皇半凡 4小时前 :

    蛮好笑的,有几段刀战还有点意思,主要是我太吃韩孝周的颜啦

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