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分类: 喜剧片 2012

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 幸白曼 1小时前 :

    俄乌战争以后看这片就是种讽刺,当时是反法西斯侵略,用血肉之躯驱动着拼命,现在呢,还是要珍惜和平啊

  • 吾倚云 8小时前 :

    庞大的特效 替身 摄影团队 啧啧啧 不愧是迪士尼的老掉牙故事再翻拍 模式自然是遭遇小危机 惊险小幽默 温情小解决 雨林奇幻境 大猫群飞鸟 结尾合家欢

  • 彦依 7小时前 :

    其实电影与改编的迪士尼乐园项目骨子里是一样的,没什么野心,就是极致的即刻娱乐主义。一点点《加勒比海盗》,一点点《夺宝奇兵》,女权和LGBT等2020s特色的人物改造,然后收割1亿美元的首周开画票房。不怪迪宝宝,能躺着数钱谁还站着创新。

  • 守飞捷 3小时前 :

    我们活着的时候,希望收获到什么样的尊重?那应该就是百折不回,万般努力,收获到的战友由衷的敬礼

  • 卫致印 3小时前 :

    我说怎么看上去那么像游乐项目 原来他就是

  • 多晨曦 2小时前 :

    老套,嘴炮不停,有笑到。with wangfei

  • 仇香蝶 0小时前 :

    [2021-08-12] ★★★☆ 一场成功的2小时奇妙奇幻喜剧冒险之旅,比自杀小队2看的顺畅.

  • 宦凡阳 7小时前 :

    俄罗斯战争片直来直去的火爆,当你觉得这可能有点夸张的时候,片尾例举了多位有类似经历的真实人物,只能佩服英雄的伟大。

  • 博韦 4小时前 :

      (__)

  • 于俊郎 6小时前 :

    佐米希尔拉,作为观众,我还是更希望你在悬疑惊悚领域施展才华。丛林奇航固然不差,却不会让人留下深刻印象

  • 友越彬 0小时前 :

    对于熟悉迪士尼电影套路的观众来说,《丛林奇航》是一部纵然你对迪士尼真人电影不抱有任何期待,它也同样能让你为之失望的流水线作品。迪士尼制作的考究是电影唯一地看点,而乏善可陈的故事与莫名牵强的冒险,则使电影让人陷入于了漫长的煎熬。

  • 后燕楠 0小时前 :

    主旋律电影,和《长津湖》差不多,自己吹嘘自己

  • 性明杰 3小时前 :

    幼齿合家欢,迪士尼流水生产线。JNH的OST是唯一亮点,年度十佳原声候选。

  • 寻和悦 6小时前 :

    勝在節奏好,侷促不安的氛圍營造得真的到位,但是男主的人設真的引起生理性不適,動不動暴怒的。

  • 东方映颖 6小时前 :

    竟然还挺好看,夺宝冒险,欢乐打斗。顶尖特效加持下传统类型片焕发新活力。也是,一家做主题乐园和电影的公司拍一部自家游乐项目改编的电影那不是信手拈来?(觉得拍成系列电影也不错啊!)

  • 兰三姗 7小时前 :

    苏联二战期间“无脚飞将军”的故事,剧情一般,不过拍摄水平在线,如果对伊尔2强击机之类的装备感兴趣可以看看。

  • 嘉涵 1小时前 :

    So typical... 也不是说它不好看,就是这种精致的流水线产品吧。不过挺喜欢Lily这姑娘的。开头那段Frank带游客走参观流程的那段,也许是米老鼠的自嘲?就这种主题项目搞不好就是员工自嗨游客迷惑且尴尬的场面。。

  • 俎秀英 4小时前 :

    好看就是好看,杠精就是喜欢杆,杠精们 你们是开过战斗机还是其他飞机啊?还是他么参加过二战啊?哔哔赖赖的说些废话,这是电影,喜欢杆你就只去看飞机说明书去就好了,啥电影也别看。

  • 吉裕 0小时前 :

    为什么能扯上加勒比海盗明明更偏向于勇敢者游戏,奇幻冒险幽默,猛男柔情掌舵

  • 华远 9小时前 :

    老吉这些年接的都是啥片啊,心疼一秒钟。伊桑霍克只是配音,被欺骗的感觉。

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