两人坐爱片 高清

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9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 法国 2015

导演: 吕秀菱   

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 吴善静 8小时前 :

    这个杀手有点蠢,动作戏难看,女主没有杀手的素质,女二像个智障,剧情安排的难看的一批,唯一霓虹灯设计的不错。

  • 孛问凝 1小时前 :

    有点儿《疾速特攻》和《杀死比尔》的意思,但女主仅凭花拳绣腿能够拼到最后完全是得益于主角光环和坏人话太多。

  • 慧雯 4小时前 :

    一日限定之復仇不錯,女主角動作有點遲緩。奈飛越來越行了。

  • 愚博艺 5小时前 :

    电影很一般,但是东京的夜景确实适合赛博朋克

  • 强觅双 0小时前 :

    唯一亮点几处杀人场面够血腥暴力。

  • 凯骞 8小时前 :

    国村大叔太生猛了,三招刀劈浅野忠信。第一招、格挡,第二招、剖腹,第三招、斩首...

  • 慧欣 0小时前 :

    酷! 炫!帅哥Michiel Huisman在里面只是打酱油?

  • 哲骞 6小时前 :

    就一个动作片来讲是合格的 // get到女主的飒劲儿(双子杀手时没有)84年的姐姐演个动作片,演技合格还能凸显出别样的硬派美感,那些讲求少女感的花儿们做得到吗! // 霓虹文化加持+一日游构架,黑暖风比较戳我,额外加1星 // 怎么感觉5D一直在消耗自己……反派劲儿也暴露得太早了吧,让我对整个剧情都没了期待。(好在这种片子也不需要什么期待)

  • 戊圣杰 0小时前 :

    浅野忠信和伍迪哈里森都是被秒,不像BOSS呀

  • 寿琼思 5小时前 :

    感觉就是主创团队在日本水土不服。叙事节奏不稳、演员互动违和、不欧不美不日,大女主没出来,小女主不讨喜。

  • 席婷然 6小时前 :

    看到kate的身材又冒起减肥的念头,是的,每看一场大女主动作戏都是对自己的一次残忍凌迟😅

  • 卫海全 8小时前 :

    网飞现在烂片太多了,这部不烂,其实剧情一般,几个反转也是套路了,不过除非是悬疑片,不然好像也反转不下去了,节奏很紧凑,作为一部女性动作片,动作戏从头到尾很舒服,不像某些磨叽的要命的电影。本来打算三星的,但是这个结局很赞,原以为会是合家欢结局给凯特安排个解药,凯特比那种主角光环不会死的来得真实多了。就是小女孩对凯特的那一枪有点扯,以及我觉得凯特向小女孩道歉,小女孩也该道歉,因为她头脑简单居然相信了V,但凡用脑子想想。凯特的任务是上司安排的,这上司才是原罪啊。对凯特的挣扎和复仇的刻画,做到了火药奶昔没有做到的。

  • 敖嘉惠 1小时前 :

    血腥暴力的动作片,儿童不宜。

  • 所竹悦 1小时前 :

    小妞电影,全都落在套路之中,比直男爽片还要简单粗暴,东京夜景霓虹闪烁、充斥电子乐和未来感,很适合这种孤胆英雄的绝命题材。

  • 敛瀚玥 8小时前 :

    剧情没啥说的了,就是一只缝合怪,没啥新颖的。杀手有了良知本身就是对组织的一种威胁,而且这个有良知得杀手还要退出,不杀她杀谁呢?不可能让她带着动摇组织的秘密轻松离开的

  • 慎平文 5小时前 :

    能继续看下去也就因为浅野忠信和国村隼,我合理推测柠檬炸弹是本片最大广告商

  • 仆夏容 0小时前 :

    “早上好夜之城!昨天的死人乐透最后结果是满打满算的整整三十个!” John wick式简单粗暴动作片!来打酱油的不光有MIYAVI还有BAND-MAID,尤其MIYAVI在本片种颇有屿野疯狗的即视感,双厨狂喜

  • 戊丝柳 6小时前 :

    和我之前不久看的《火药奶昔》也太像了 本片比那片好一点 动作戏上强一点 女主设定的一日必死也算有一点点新意

  • 从博雅 8小时前 :

    女版的约翰.威克!但是爽的程度还没达到,情节也有一定程度的硬伤,感觉像是流水线作品。

  • 候承悦 9小时前 :

    血腥暴力的动作片,儿童不宜。

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