Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
从walkman听磁带年代，到Discman→MP3→非智能机→智能机保存到手机里听→智能机用流量听歌的年代，新入坑的小孩可能都看不懂那个黑色机器是什么了吧？早就该结束了，歌德写《浮士德》据说写了60年，但那时60年世界也没多大变化。现在20年世界已经天翻地覆，怎么好意思还拿出一台walkman编排情节？！
情怀拉满，十五年后再聚首。正如编剧说的，这是一个在你生命阶段中「朋友就是你的家人」的故事，而当有了家庭，这个阶段也就结束了。听上去美丽又伤感，珍惜朋友啊！！！
我们怀念的其实是自己，那些永不再来的聚散离合、悲喜年华。
“How did not everyone know we were crushing on each other?"
其实干货不多，但一些段落出来，你还是会笑，会泪目。
再次看到他们坐在一起聊天，时光除了为老友们增加了些许皱纹（还有发福的小肚腩:D，那些有趣又可爱的灵魂仍旧那么熠熠生辉，有他们在的地方仍旧充满了欢笑与温暖
爷青结！！！！！！！主要还是情怀~ 我最最最最最爱的人生第一部美剧！
怎么说呢？往“史诗巨作”方向做的意图是很明显的，“终”也是真的终了。
不再放任那些选择 不再害怕那些后果
一开场我哭了，六人分别进棚我哭了，片头曲一响起我哭了，丽莎·库卓唱Smelly Cat我哭了，盖勒夫妇亮相我哭了，世界各地的人说剧集对他们的影响我哭了，珍妮丝和冈瑟亮相我哭了，Joey重现穿Chandler衣服我哭了，最后马修·派瑞哭了我哭了……这样的重聚方式刚刚好，要是保罗·路德、科尔·斯普罗斯、Carol和Susan也来了会更圆满。
比起友谊我看到的想到的是怀旧背后各种跟钱有关的
【我印象里大概12年开始，每年都有流言老友记重聚，信源一般还都是Gunther。几乎每次都是Ross辟谣，算了吧，又老又丑的，别破坏观众的回忆了。】该死，明明知道是商业营销还是看得鸡皮疙瘩
节目如果能做成「漏网之鱼」花絮合集就好了，几个演员凑在一起，无论私下感情怎么样都会在这时显得有一些不自在，因为大家都彼此心知肚明：its a show，所以大家也知道观众想看什么，都朝着那个方向说话行动了，为什么要反复放这些年最不敢面对的最后一镜，真的是故意虐杀我的，整个暴哭！
对此刻的他们而言 到底是这次重聚 还是过去了的那十年 更像一场梦？
Friends最神奇的地方就在于无论你看多少遍 就算你都能对出台词 看的时候还是会笑还是会哭❤️
谁看了不想说一句“就这？” 但用这短短的时间回忆起自己和剧集相遇的日子以及那段反复观看的时光，大概人人都会有不同的感触。
－是啊，听说它曾经风靡一时。
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5555, 乔伊不能去卖三明治，他该住在钱德家车库上的小屋里。。。
老粉丝们明明都长大了，却还在拍家长里短和宅男的那点儿破事。有几幕3D建模的打斗场景之粗糙笨拙还不如毕业生作品；越来越理解和喜欢明日香，但是不停地拍她的底裤裸体和私处是想恶心谁？！想吐的地方比感动的地方多十倍吧。
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