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分类： 喜剧片 2002

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 揭璎玑 7小时前 :

    还挺好的片子，很轻，壮汉好像故意贴合女性，打造了女性的梦中情人，可以完美结局的职场恋爱，很轻松，我这男的看感觉就不太真实，但还好，国内职场剧的精简版。

  • 婷沛 3小时前 :

    本来想打三星或者是三星半，但实在是太假了，或是太做作了。欧~

  • 孔初珍 0小时前 :

    看小妞电影就是exclusive spiritual therapy 那啥 容易尴尬的人看到后面有点被吓到了 尤其是在大场合突然跟对方家人说who fk cares的让我一身鸡皮疙瘩 减一星

  • 勤书萱 7小时前 :

    梳着大背头脸上纤尘不染的威廉，旅馆所有物件白布包裹，低调出入赌场，神秘人背后牵扯的残酷记忆以鱼眼、粗颗粒不情愿地闪回，白布下罪孽丛生，奇克的出现掀动了白布，让玩牌度日的威廉有了帮助奇克也是自我救赎的意愿，复仇发生，却是过于沉闷的发展。

  • 旅白安 2小时前 :

    很久不见的小鸡电影了，爱情轻喜剧。抬头不见低头见的两人由讨厌到生情…缘分天注定。

  • 厍思雨 0小时前 :

    很可爱的爱情轻喜剧，男女主身高差好萌，Lucy离开《美少女谎言》后拍电影了，很好很适合她

  • 和沛山 2小时前 :

    What the fuck??? 原著我在大三那年看过。原来那时我已经超前阅读了。

  • 卫国清 2小时前 :

    就存在那里，周末下午看看。

  • 家驰 9小时前 :

    男主深情得很不真实&普通人千万别像女主那样在办公室主动跟异性讲私密话题，现实生活中只会被Me too或成为全办公室茶余饭后的笑话

  • 全安怡 4小时前 :

    真的好像晋江里那些言情小说，又俗套又尴尬但是挺甜。

  • 宣凤荟 6小时前 :

    男主的颜值一星，剧情真是一言难尽，女主太婊了

  • 振杰 6小时前 :

    哈哈哈真的太搞笑了，这对欢喜冤家像极了我和我弟弟

  • 凌欣 9小时前 :

    意外之喜，竟然一口气看到结尾，基本没有感觉无聊的部分。看上去是赌神片，实际是复仇片，内核倒是有那么一点点矫情但无伤大雅，在一多半的时间里都做到了不动声色地微调观众的疑点，勾引且看下文分解的欲望。片子的优点在于气质，和男主的面相与做派一样，并非惊人但沉静高贵。和这样的男人萌生爱情，女主的感情逻辑也是畅通的。

  • 仪玉轩 4小时前 :

    节奏很棒！！很喜欢男女主之间的chemistry！

  • 彩雯 3小时前 :

    不愧是马丁斯科塞斯监制的 腔调十足 / 裸眼VR酷刑真的吓死人了 / 缓慢track in 再加男主一连串的形容词 / talent vs imagination / 包裹家具真的…

  • 卫屹杰 7小时前 :

    @望京电影资料馆 @望京德扑之家

  • 归从蕾 1小时前 :

    本片延續了保羅施拉德編劇的《出租車司機》以及《基督最後的誘惑》等對戰後創傷，孤獨憤怒，自我救贖等主題，編導風格壓抑剋制，並無一般賭片那般緊張刺激，但一觸即發的暴力處理得讓人屏氣凝神。保羅施拉德刻畫的救贖之路，是無法用金錢，愛情，法律就可以洗清的罪孽，賭徒再是精于計算，也無法脫離命運的擺弄，那種扭曲，地獄的虐囚經驗造就了他自毀之路，保羅施拉德藉由此片控訴了美國的愚蠢無情的愛國主義暴力，沾染鮮血的手亦能作惡，也能懲奸，亦能像羅伯特布列松的《扒手》一般用手指在囚禁和自由間傳情。

  • 凡菲 1小时前 :

    I want a boyfriend just like that. Lol

  • 佟佳和志 5小时前 :

    男女主长在我的审美点上 但差那么点性张力... 最后的误会有点儿牵强 冬天看这样的浪漫电影简直是治愈心灵...

  • 封安安 2小时前 :

    很难再有如施拉德这般的创作者，一生中轮回一般的拍摄同一部电影：于过往伤口的裂隙中，洞悉魂灵流放的准则，但严格的自我鞭笞与暗示践行却仍无法放下赎罪的执念，舍弃掉成为幸福之人的机会，重新撕开疤痕下从未愈合的伤口，以自毁完成受戒，实现神迹的手动圆满。现代社会中精神世界远离宿命信仰的人们无法逃脱的虚无焦虑，成为对黑色电影语汇的超验，奥斯卡·伊萨克与先前《美国舞男》《迷幻人生》《第一归正会》中的男主角们高度重叠，喃喃自语，背负原罪，在自我封闭的冥想炼狱中写下孤独存在的证据，并迎接那亘古不变的布列松式结局——触不到却存在的稀薄的温存。舞男、毒贩、神父和赌徒，不同身份象征却陷入相似的困顿，几十年来，支撑施拉德坚持拍摄这些寓言的又是什么，新好莱坞的伤逝，美利坚的幻灭，他又何尝不是自己笔下镜头下的那些角色呢。

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