魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 港台 2007

导演: 文颂娴   

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 终锐泽 3小时前 :

    这坏蛋是足够坏了,然后呢?跟咱们港片的黑社会相比,还是差点儿意思~

  • 缪尔风 7小时前 :

    2022 No.32 / 7.0 / 2750 Last:扬名立万

  • 梦馨 3小时前 :

    🎦『义犬救主』

  • 罗敏思 3小时前 :

    Last of the Wolves 2021 Blu-ray 1080p AVC LPCM 5.1-DIY@TTG,2:19:45.377 (h:m:s.ms),23.64 GB

  • 闻人童童 0小时前 :

    合家欢小品电影,真人真事加分。演员都选的都不错,自然简单。

  • 芮闲静 5小时前 :

    警队没有多余的狗,他来到宠物寄养处领养了一只马上要被执行安乐死的混种牧羊犬,经过他一次次的坚持与决心,把一只普通的流浪狗训练成一只真正的警犬,帮助找回失踪小男孩,因屡次英勇事迹,被评为年度最佳搜救犬。

  • 瓮雁芙 2小时前 :

    不如前作,最忌亮平这种疯狗设定,最后的反转扳回一点

  • 磨宏深 8小时前 :

    和第一部一样,又是积郁数年快意恩仇了断。最后以神隐笔触收尾,难说自然。当然揭示的那个意义:大手上的小猴子,翻不出五指山——人类世界古今皆然。

  • 错采南 9小时前 :

    有点无语!反派这种疯狗现实里不会活过三天吧,就五十一组二代目这些居然拿他没办法这也太奇怪了!!!编剧是为了突出主角和反派的性格,强行让其他的配角降智啊!

  • 玥蓓 0小时前 :

    以为是救了男主的命,原来是拯救了他的生活……很励志,三分之二都在讲怎么训练狗,对狗狗的信任和付出换来了回报!可惜,人生不如意事十之八九,很多事情付出不一定有回报,十分耕耘可能只有二分收获!

  • 犹红叶 1小时前 :

    剧情弱了很多啊。铃木亮平演变态演得真好,日奥最佳男配实至名归。和Tokyo mer同期的作品,反差感好大。村长就....进步不大.....被碾压的演技。

  • 胡光霁 5小时前 :

    完美诠释了一切都是最好的安排:露比还是没能让收养人家接受,在安乐死之前被女配恳求多等直到遇到男主,男主在坚持梦想的过程中多次受到退休老头的提点,老头反馈给男主上司男主的各种努力,男主质疑自己幸好有妻子的鼓励,男主和露比救的男孩竟然是女配的儿子,退休老头说这一刻上帝在眨眼……太暖了

  • 汤梦秋 8小时前 :

    一场血腥的扫黑风暴,一个黑白通吃维系一方和平警探一个行凶及恶被警方利用的黑帮头目必将上演爱恨情仇大戏。电影延续前作昭和黑帮片风格展现平成初期极道血雨腥风。松坂桃李造型好像年轻时小栗旬。西野七濑演技越发成熟演位苦难母亲很到位

  • 钱赞悦 5小时前 :

    还没看原著,但是看原著的简介好像和这个故事完全不是一个,如果按时间线的话,原著故事可能在这个之后,但其实用原著的名字可能更符合这个故事本身吧,凶犬之眼。日纲相较大上魅力还是差点,相对于上一部味道很重,这一部感觉感官刺激更多,但是回味的稍微差了一点,不知道还会不会拍3,或者说是后传性质的东西,3星

  • 滑雨凝 9小时前 :

    后面崩了,知道吗?后面崩了!我火了!最多三星

  • 骞运 7小时前 :

    对于狗狗而言信任它、爱护它就是所有的起点;对于易紧张、怕失败的男人而言,一位贤妻就是最大的动力源泉。

  • 粘丽思 9小时前 :

    场子依旧是热的,松坂桃李最后那三枪拍案惊奇算是证明了自己

  • 谛辰 0小时前 :

    和第一部没法比,这就是典型的眼高手低还害了别人,没有足够的能力就不要随便拖人下水!看的窝火!

  • 衣锦诗 0小时前 :

    片场最难搞定都就是小孩和狗 如果我拍这个片子 指定要疯哈哈哈

  • 珊岚 4小时前 :

    虽然知道结局,但还是哭的不行。没办法对狗子就是这么没有抵抗力,丹的妻子是一个永远相信并且信任,支持鼓励自己丈夫的女人,勇于承认错误并立刻改正的丹很可爱,加上露比的到来,一切都那么恰到好处。很温暖的电影

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